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At a recent organ transplant symposium, three doctors from different countries were sitting, having a coffee and discussing their respective nation's best work.
An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man’s testicle, put in in another man's scrotum and in 6 weeks, he is out looking for work."
The German doctor says: "That’s nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man's head, and in 4 weeks he is out looking for work."​
The Russian doctor says: “Comrades, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another man's chest and in 2 weeks he is out looking for work."
The United States doctor laughs: "Y'all are way, way behind us. Five years ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart and no balls and made him President. Now, the whole country is out looking for work!"



HI-OHHHHHHHHHHH! :party:​
 

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....A MANS GOT TO KNOW HIS LIMITATIONS.....:roflmao:
Twirling a gun and copy/pasting a lame joke is too much at once for him! Oh, gotta love that hat!
 
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Wow. Moved out of General Discussion and into the Rec center. :rolleyes:
 

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Sorry, but we have a standard here. Lame assed, recycled stupid jokes have to come here to die. I give this "O" first term recycled turd in the punch bowl a -2.2
 
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