Every single shoe store across the nation has thousands of machine gun parts in stock where even CHILDREN can buy them! Sickening! Horrifying! Media outrage word number 243!Next they'll arrest machine shop owners with mills, lathes and sheet steel. They Could be making machine guns.
Look at that! It even has MILITARY STYLE colors!
Clearly the only course of action is to ban shoelaces. All existing shoes must be converted to Velcro like the ones the Diddler In Thief has. Sanction China too for importing literally billions of these weapons of war.