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whats the first thing you know?
i will post the answer in the morning!!!!
 

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Paint your Wagon........

God made the mountains
God made the sky
God made the people
God knows why

He fixed up the planet
As best as He could
Then in come the people
And gum it up good

The first thing you know

They civilized the foothills
And every weary put hills
The mountains and valley below

They come along and take 'em
And civilize and make 'em
A place where no civilized
Person would go

The first thing you know
The first thing you know

They civilize what's pretty
By puttin' up a city
Where nothin' that's
Pretty can grow

They muddy up the winter
And civilize it, into a place
Too uncivilized
Even for snow

The first thing you know


They civilize left
They civilize right
Till nothing is left
Till nothing is right

They civilize freedom
Till no one is free
No one except
By coincidence, me

The first thing you know

The boozer's in prison
And the criminally isn't
And only the rascals have gone

When I see a parson
I gotta put my arson in
A wagon that follows the tail of a crow

The first thing you know
I pick up a growl
The first thing you know
 

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Answer: ol Jed's a millionaire.

The Ballad of Jed Clampett by Paul Henning:

Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was shootin at some food,
And up through the ground came a bubblin crude.

Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.

Well the first thing you know ol Jed's a millionaire,
Kinfolk said "Jed move away from there"
Said "Californy is the place you ought to be"
So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly.

Hills, that is. Swimmin pools, movie stars.


Well now its time to say good by to Jed and all his kin.
And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin in.
You're all invited back a gain to this locality
To have a heapin helpin of their hospitality

Hillybilly that is. Set a spell, Take your shoes off.

Y'all come back now, y'hear?.
 

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I see somebody else is a fan of Lee Marvin, song-stylist.

I never turn PYW off when i find it surfing. Drives my wife insane.
 

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Richard W. said:
I see somebody else is a fan of Lee Marvin, song-stylist.

I never turn PYW off when i find it surfing. Drives my wife insane.
By the DVD like me...... :grin:

I laugh my ass off everytime I watch that movie!
 

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Answer: ol Jed's a millionaire
and the winner is...............frostbite!!!!
 

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Woo-hoo! :grin: I see my childhood TV watching has done me some good! :wink:

Okay, another one for y'all: In the West, what is truth greater than?
Try to figure it out first, before running off to Google.




You may already be a winner!

 
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