No, I only sip the purest Mogwai urine the US has to offer. I prefer the finer things in life, like taking the day off to relax on my 80ft john boat, so I can smoke a cinnamon stick while taking a shit off the side. Afterwards, I'll bask in the scorching hot sun of Florida shirtless. Mother always said, "keep a healthy amount of sunscreen on your body". That is why I make sure to rub myself down with vegetable oil before each outing.