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Great Leader ate them all...
He feeds on Hostess though. Potatoes don't pack enough calories and might be mistaken for something healthy
 

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But still, if he didn't eat then one of his millions of starving countrymen would. Lord knows he can't allow that.
indeed.

OHH! I KNOW!

The potato gun is used to keep the operator's hands and feet away from the black hole in the center of Dear Leader's face during meal time. Anything within 7 yards gets sucked in, never to be seen again.. or at least not for a few days until its sharted out into a gold toilet.
 
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