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FROM THE LITTLE-KNOWN "ANNALS OF CRIME"...
A woman was arrested for shoplifting. When she went before the judge,
he asked her, "What did you steal?" She replied, "A can of peaches."
The judge asked how many peaches were in the can. Six, she replied.
Said the judge, "I will give you six days in jail." Suddenly, her
husband leapt to his feet. "Judge, judge!" he yelled. "She stole a can
of peas, too!"
:lol: :roll: :roll: :mrgreen:
A woman was arrested for shoplifting. When she went before the judge,
he asked her, "What did you steal?" She replied, "A can of peaches."
The judge asked how many peaches were in the can. Six, she replied.
Said the judge, "I will give you six days in jail." Suddenly, her
husband leapt to his feet. "Judge, judge!" he yelled. "She stole a can
of peas, too!"
:lol: :roll: :roll: :mrgreen: