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...to find the incredible humor in today's offering.....

A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach pretty much every day. She wasn’t unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing; she would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around furtively, then speak to them. Generally the people would respond negatively and she would wander off, but occasionally someone would nod and there would be a quick exchange of money for something she carried in her bag.
The couple assumed she was selling drugs and debated calling the cops, but since they didn’t know for sure they just continued to watch her. After a couple of weeks, the wife said, “Honey, have you ever noticed that she only goes up to people with boom boxes and other electronic devices?” He hadn’t, and said so.
Then she said “Tomorrow I want you to get a towel and our big radio and go lie out on the beach. Then we can find out what she’s really doing.” Well, the plan went off without a hitch and the wife was almost hopping up and down with anticipation when she saw the girl talk to her husband and then leave. The man walked up the beach and met his wife at the road. “Well,? Is she selling drugs?” she asked, excitement pouring out with her voice.
“No, she’s not.” he said, enjoying this probably more than he should have.
“Well,? What is it, then? What does she do?” his wife fairly shrieked.
The man grinned and said, “She’s a battery salesperson.”
“A battery salesperson?” cried the wife.
“Yes,” he replied, “She sells ‘C’ cells by the sea shore.”
 

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Not hatin', just statin'- that was stupid as hell. Talk about a waste of bandwidth.
 

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^Haters gonna hate.....
 

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Well... it was better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick. I'm impressed. :peep:
 

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The only battery going on here is to our senses of humor.
 
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I got a good chuckle on that one! Guess thats cause I didnt see it coming! ;?P
 

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