What would Steve eat?
You are my Idol!!!!!Co-workers: How come you act all calm about this Covid-19?
Me: 'casue I know I can eat 10 year old canned rice and beans.
Co-workers: You can't eat that - its out of date!
Me: Hold my Tejava...
Found this one lonely can in a forgotten spot. It rode around in the vehicle for a while as a ration.
Add some jalapeno sausage (recent) ...OMG.
I was in Hoenfels FRG on a field problem that was 2 1/2 weeks long in the middle of the winter. So like a week in to this thing at O'dark 30, my stomach, intestines and colon said "Oh Hell No!"The irony is the more MREs you eat the less you need all that TP.
Yup. Sounds like a Tanker. No cat hole.I was in Hoenfels FRG on a field problem that was 2 1/2 weeks long in the middle of the winter. So like a week in to this thing at O'dark 30, my stomach, intestines and colon said "Oh Hell No!"
I find the roll of paper take off half of my gear and climb off the Tank. Now this thing is knocking at the back door and I find a tree. I drop my coveralls, Lift my sweater, shirt, t-shirt, loosen my belt, grab my knife, drop my pants and long johns lean against the tree in the nick of time.
This was an event of a lifetime, literally. My legs are shaking all kinds of gastrointestinal rumbling, sphincter stretching pain, this thing is exiting like a dry brick, but sideways. I've got tears in my eyes now and I'm doing everything I can not to crap on my coveralls while shaking and crying.
I go in to the shakes as this turd hits the ground and I dropped my roll of toilet paper.
I'm ecstatic now, 40 lbs lighter and much more comfortable, then it hits projectile like explosions. Now I'm beginning to panic, I've got diarrhea in the middle of a snow storm, no paper and now my boots start sliding in the snow.
Long story short, I made it back to the tank, my T-Shirt didn't.
Arctic Cat Hole.Yup. Sounds like a Tanker. No cat hole.
We had to crawl and roll around on that ground, you know. Probably used that tree for cover.