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TWO PRAWNS

Far away in the tropical waters of the Coral Sea two prawns were swimming around.
One called James and the other called Christian.

The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area.

Finally one day James said to Christian, 'I'm fed up with being a prawn; I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten.'

A large mysterious cod appeared and said, 'Your wish is granted'. Lo and behold, James turned into a shark.

Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.

Time passed (as it does) and James found life as a shark boring and lonely.

All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them.

James began to realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.

While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps
the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn.

He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.

With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes James swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail.
Looking around the gathering at the reef he realised he couldn't see his old pal. 'Where's Christian?' he asked.
'He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy & became a shark', came the reply.

Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian's abode.
As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back.

He banged on the door and shouted, 'It's me, James, your old friend, come out and see me again.'

Christian replied, 'No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner.' James cried back 'No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed.'.........


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'I've found Cod.
I'm a Prawn again Christian'





HI-OHHHHHHHHHHH! :party:





 

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I laughed the first time I read it, but it eerily resembles a so-often failed SW. meh
 
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I've gotten into the halibut of checking the friday funnies but you know Rotty is going to go all Gordon fisherman on your ass and break out the dragnet.

I should bring a raft because your jokes are pier-less :cool:

You're a prawn star!
 

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