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Last week, Gman took some friends to a new restaurant, 'Texguy's Place,' and noticed that the waiter, named Traak's took the order and carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought the water and utensils, Gman observed that he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then he looked around and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets.
When the waiter came back to serve the soup Gman inquired, 'Why the spoon?' 'Well, 'he explained, the restaurant's owner hired sniper48 Consulting to revamp all of our processes. After several months of analysis, they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped utensil. It represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour. If our personnel are better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift.'
As luck would have it, or more to the point, Gman being a damn klutz, dropped his spoon and the waiter replaced it with his spare. 'I'll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it right now..'
Gman was impressed. He also noticed that there was a string hanging out of the waiter's fly. (WHY was Gman looking at the waiter's crouch????) Looking around, he saw that all of the waiters had the same string hanging from their flies. So, before he walked off, Gman asked the waiter, 'Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?"
"Oh, certainly", cooed the waiter.
Then he lowered his voice. 'Not everyone is so observant. That consulting firm I mentioned also learned that we can save time in the restroom. By tying this string to the tip of our johnsons, we can pull it out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening the time spent in the restroom by 76.39%.' Gman asked quietly, 'After you get it out, how do you put it back?' 'Well, he whispered, "I don't know about the others, but I use the spoon."

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By Gollee Geee..........Your best one yet....You da man Sniperman !
 
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