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Ol’Jedediah was out hunting for the daily take of rabbits and squirrels requiredto feed his growing family. As he rounded a stand of trees, high up on onelarge limb sat the largest squirrel he’d ever seen. It must have weighed over100 pounds! Taking careful aim with his trusty (and rusty!) musket, Jeb letloose a blast and felled that monster squirrel with one shot.
Thisdid not go unnoticed by the rest of the forest denizens. Critters large andsmall gathered to watch Jeb truss up his catch and drag it back to his cabin.There was much rejoicing as the family greeted Jeb with his huge trophy. Theydecided to have an outdoor feast and a couple of the children dragged out thelarge steel washtub and put in over a newly-built fire. Jeb’s wife slopped abunch of oil in the makeshift frying pan and in went the monster.
Alas,try though they might, the darned thing just would not cook at all, no matterhow hot they made the fire underneath. While they were stoking the fire evenhotter, they became aware of a bunch of snickering coming from the trees closeto the cabin. Up on one branch was a veritable chorus line of little squirrels,just laughing and dancing around. Jeb got kind of mad and asked what was sofunny. They told him he’d never succeed in preparing his 100 pound squirrel theway he was trying to do. When he asked why, with one voice the squirrels allchimed in, singing in perfect harmony,
Bi-igsquirrels, do-on’t fry-y-y! :party:
 
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I'm going to go enjoy the outside air.
 

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You can't make a good pun out of a song that sucks so bad...this even sucked in sunny Florida! 3.0
 
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