After reading various sports articles and blurbs coming out of the Pennsylvania area concerning the super bowl and Arizona in particular it appears that most sports fans back east think there is a scorpion under every rock, a rattlesnake under every bush and everyone in Arizona is packing a 6 gun on their hip. I feel duty bound to dispel these obvious myths.
First off I will admit that there is a scorpion under every rock, under every piece of wood and probably in every dark corner of most of the houses. Thatís why we shake our boots out before we put them on every morning. Secondly I will acknowledge that most likely there is a rattlesnake under every bush but this is not a problem unless you are walking in the bushes which is something a true Arizonian never does.
Finally the idea that all Arizonians walk around with six shooters strapped to their hip is pure fantasy. Actually we prefer Glocks and XD45s. I hope this clears up any confusion our east coast neighbors may have. Thank you. GO ARIZONA CARDINALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!