The stupidest question you were ever asked in the military?
I can't recall exactly what I was doing, but most likely I was headed topside to smoke while underway. I don't know the guys name but he stopped me and asked, "How do we breath out here?". The poor bastard must've saw the confused look on my face and he instantly chimed in, "Well there ain't no trees out here on the ocean". I couldn't believe my fucking ears. This guy was a STG2, so it's not like he was sleep deprived, or out of his mind. I honestly didn't know what to say. I just briefly stopped, laughed, and kept it moving. The guy eventually got kicked out for alcohol related incidents, surprise surprise. I'm certain he was not under the influence at the time of question.