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    "No Sex Since 1955"

    No sex since 1955

    A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala
    event hosted
    by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of
    extremely young
    idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the
    Sergeant Major
    for conversation.

    'Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very
    serious man.
    Is something bothering you?'

    Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature.'
    The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and
    said,
    'It looks like you have seen a lot of action.'
    'Yes, ma'am, a lot of action.'

    The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a
    conversation, said,
    'You know , you should lighten up a little. Relax and
    enjoy yourself.'
    The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious
    manner.
    Finally the young lady said, 'You know, I hope you
    don't take this
    the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?'

    '1955, ma'am.'
    'Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious.
    You really need to chill out!
    I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to
    a private room where
    she proceeded to 'relax' him several times.

    Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare
    chest and said,
    'Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955.'

    The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after
    glancing at his watch,

    'I hope not; it's only 2130 now.'

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    That one really made me Laugh out loud.

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    heheh she got pwned.. :lol:
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    excellent!

    I had to send that one out as an email.

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    good one :lol:

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
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