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    I'm afraid that is going to leave a mark

    WOW!

    Monday morning I had a total right hip replacement. My shagging days may be limited for a while.

    I had an excellent doctor, plenty of time to prepare, and the staff at the hospital were all angels. I was on my best behavior since they were bringing me my pain pills.

    Now I'm back at home and I can already feel the difference from what I had before. It is an amazing change.

    But I'll be stove up for a while. 4 weeks till I can drive, 12 weeks to go back to work.

    A gentle reminder for everyone here: buy short term and long term disability insurance if you can. It's a game changer.


    So now I have a lot more time to troll the boards.


    Just wanted to vent a little.

    Thanks!
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    No biggie. It's not like you ever got much pussy to begin with!



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    Glad all is going well and hope the recovery goes well.

    Had lower lumbar fusion in 2002 while in the Army and that was great since I got paid to lay around for a few months. 13 months laster I was in Iraq lol.

    Good advice for the short term and long term disability insurance, I spend a bit more on that then I used to since I am a bit older and body parts dont work like they used to.

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    The hell you say. I got a nice pussy that come to see me every time I move.

    He is hoping for a treat though....

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    Welcome to the club .
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    I bought some longterm and short term disability insurance recently. Felt great when I got it, now i just need someone to chop my left pinky off and I can hang out at home and collect

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    I never thought that taking a dump would feel so goooooood.
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    Heal up!



    Had a buddy that had it done, he says it is night and day different.
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    Wishing you a fast recovery.

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    Prayers for a speedy recovery.
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    Operations always suck, but pays off. Get better.
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    glad everything went well. hope you have a quick and full recovery! enjoy the downtime!

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    Had my first check-up by home health today. That is the best idea anyone has ever come up with. I don't think I could have gone into a doctor's office today.

    She checked me out and I seem to be doing well. I go back to the surgeon on July 2 to remove the staples.

    I have never had anything this major ever done and I need to learn to relax and take it easy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DasVidaniya View Post
    I never thought that taking a dump would feel so goooooood.
    WTF? Did you get an sphincter tune up while you were in for service? Be careful with those painkillers, they’ll plug you up like a banana in the tailpipe. Get better quick, we need you to be able to run and gun.
    Big thanks to Moses1986, 10Gauge, Pookie, NFA ARMS, Duck Durbin and everyone that served this country.

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    2 Pain Pills every 4 hours would stop up Hoover Dam.

    I'm working down to 1 every 6 hours. THey work great but the side effects are too much.


    I've been buying and putting up ammo, thanks the to good folks at SGA!.

    I'll be gunning soon enough.
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