My apologies if this is nothing new to you, but in the 7 years I have been in the Navy, I have never been so confused, nor have I seen anything so fucking stupid. I just received an email notifying me that I was delinquent in training.
What kind of training you ask? Oh you know, really important stuff like racquetball etiquette, softball, football, bicycle riding, power tool safety, and more. My mind is blown that some asshole thought that this was a good idea. I'm even more dumbfounded that someone approved it for distribution. No wonder we haven't won a war since forever. We waste man hours and money on fucking mandatory racquetball etiquette.
For fucks sake, I can't take this shit.