So the plan is to buy the cheapest Mediterranean cruise line ticket I can afford. During a port of call in Italy, I will go AWOL when I fail to report back to the cruise ship. I will then begin making my arduous journey north. I've already got my "disguise" and cover story - a young American and recent college grad trying to "find myself" on a backpacking trip across Europe. With The North Face jacket and Timberland boots I have recently acquired, no one will suspect a thing. Eventually, under cover of darkness, I will slip off the blacktop roads and into the wilderness, trekking my way over the High Alps and across the Swiss border. I will then turn myself over to the first police officer I see and begin the process of seeking refugee status with the Swiss government. Ammosexuals like myself are being marginalized and oppressed here in the US. I am confident the Swiss will approve my asylum application and grant me refugee status.
Thanks to the open arms and stalwart dedication to human rights of my soon-to-be fellow Swiss citizens, my dream of being able to own legal full-auto will finally become a reality. Swiss OP will be my best friend and will want to hang out with me all the time. He will think I am so cool and fun to be around he will probably schedule at least 1 trip per week to the local gun range so he cal let me shoot all the full-autos in his awesome collection pictured in this thread.