I was going to ask what the scarier yard decoration would be but I realized I don't have any trees in my front yard. Guess I'll have to go with severed heads on spikes. Cheap, easy, effective, and I don't have to use the whole body to tell others of it's ilk to fuck off. Also it allows for the meat to be harvested. I wouldn't eat rioter jerky but I could say it was organic and non GMO. Eat the rich? Eat yourselves, you fucks.