Climate Change, Climate Dollars
We were at 'irreparable damage' years ago, supposedly. Always follow the money. Who's gaining from all this hooplah? This or that got banned and oh lookie there you can still buy this and btw don't worry about who owns it look at that distracting thing over there! The most absurd part of this is the idea of carbon credits.. pay upfront for offsetting the damage.. like money can repair the 'mortal wound we caused Mother Earth'.
But feel free to throw millions of dollars a year my way. Tax free, if you please. I'm sure I can get to the bottom of this pending disaster even if it takes me decades. I can still sell books in my retirement about how we're all screwed in 60 years since by the time that rolls around and people realize I was full of shit.. I'll be dead or at least not care that I was wrong. No refunds, suckers! Or nobody will be around to read it because apocalypse.