The climate didn't agree with him??????
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    The climate didn't agree with him??????

    A Buddhist monk was having terrible dental pain. He went to the dentist, who said a root canal was necessary. The monk agreed, but he refused Novocain. The dentist explained that it would be a painful procedure. Again, the monk refused. He said he wanted to transcend dental medication!

    Or was it a weatherman…

    Hopkins, a TV meteorologist, ran up a terrible forecasting record. He was so bad that a newspaper tallied his miscues. In a single year, he was wrong 300 times. That kind of notoriety got him fired. He moved across country and applied for a similar job. In the interview, he was asked the question he dreaded: "Why did you leave your last job?" Hopkins replied, "The climate didn't agree with me."
    :lol: :lol: :lol:
    You, your crew, and your machine will descend out of the darkness, upon the nations of our enemies, and administer swift justice.
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    ow i think i broke a blood vessel in my eye. :roll: :lol:

    "There really is something broken between your ears. You know this, yes?" - Redbear

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