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    Women, Heaven And Little Johnny *****SATURDAY WARNING*****

    A new teacher, recently graduated from the first all feminist university, took a job at Little Johnny's school and by chance had Little Johnny in her first period class.
    Teacher: "What do you call a woman in heaven?"
    Johnny: "An angel." She smiled at his innocent answer.
    Teacher: "A crowd of women in heaven?"
    Johnny: "A host of angels." She was impressed at his choice of words.
    Teacher: "And all women in heaven?"
    Johnny: "Peace on earth........... She resigned later that day.


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