"And all women in heaven?"
A new teacher, recently graduated from the first all feminist university, took a job at Little Johnny's school and by chance had Little Johnny in her first period class.
Teacher: "What do you call a woman in heaven?"
Johnny: "An angel." She smiled at his innocent answer.
Teacher: "A crowd of women in heaven?"
Johnny: "A host of angels." She was impressed at his choice of words.
Teacher: "And all women in heaven?"
Johnny: "Peace on earth........... She resigned later that day.
When you're the Big Dog, the fleas want to take you down. Fact of life.
Everyone's beautiful on the inside, until I'm through with them.
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The shortest distance between 2 "points" is a straight line.
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You da man Sniper Man........Great one my friend
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