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    Raise One For Your Brothers ******SATURDAY WARNING*****

    An Irishman walks into a pub in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits at the back of pub, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
    The bartender approaches and tells him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it and it would taste better if you bought one at a time." The Irishman replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America and the other is in Australia. When they left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we drank together. So, I drink one for each of me brothers and one for me self."
    The bartender admits that's a nice custom and leaves it there. The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks them in turn. One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on yer grief, but I want to offer me condolences on your loss."
    The Irishman looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns and he laughs. "Oh no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that me wife had us join that Baptist church and I had to quit drinking. But it hasn't affected me brothers, though!"


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    A Leprechan walks into a pub in Dublin, orders three bowls of Lucky Charms...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gypsy View Post
    A Leprechan walks into a pub in Dublin, orders three bowls of Lucky Charms...

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    Closed captioned for the drinking impaired. Wait...

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    Good one Sniper...we know who next Saturday’s warning will be about.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gypsy View Post
    A Leprechan walks into a pub in Dublin, orders three bowls of Lucky Charms...
    +1

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gman View Post
    Good one Sniper...we know who next Saturday’s warning will be about.
    It could very well be the first Saturday Warning to star two members. +1
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    A habits hard to break !
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    Amazing !.....Simply Amazing !
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