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    The Spelling Bee ****SATURDAY WARNING*****

    The 7th grade class was having a spelling bee contest between home rooms. The first contestant, little Angie, got up to the podium and was asked by the moderator, "Angie, please spell "abode."
    Angie goes, "Abode- a-b-o-d-e. Abode." "Very good" says the moderator. Then the next contestant walks up. It's Sally. "Ok, Sally, please spell subtle." Sally begins, "Subtle- s-u-and right in the middle of the word, a ruckus breaks out in the line of contestants. It is quickly subdued and Sally continues, Subtle- "s-u-b-t-l-e. Subtle." "Excellent," proclaims the moderator. Then, he calls the next student and see's Little Johnny. The moderator's face goes pale with dread,remembering the last time Little Johnny got up in front of the class. The moderator sternly informs Little Johnny of the rules and if he breaks any of one of them, he will be disqualified from the competition. Little Johnny acknowledges the moderator with a polite, "yes sir." "Fine," says the moderator, "now Little Johnny, please spell "seaward". Little Johnny begins, "Seaward- c-u-n...The moderator screams, "Please, no! Jesus, STOP..............


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    HaHa, I thought I’ve heard all the “Little Johnny” jokes, but this is a new one to me.

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    Good one Sniper Man. I think I went to school with little Johnny !
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