A married couple in their 60's was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet and romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.
The fairy said, " For being such an exemplary married couple and for loving each other for all these years, I will grant you each a wish." The husband answered,
"Oh, I want to travel the world with my darling wife." The fairy waved the magic wand and - poof! -two tickets on a cruise ship. appeared in his hands. The wife thought for a moment.
"Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a husband 30 years younger than me."
The husband and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So, the fairy waved the magic wand and poof-the wife became 92 years old.
The moral of this story:Women who are ungrateful BITCHES should remember fairies are extremely fair.
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