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    Attempted break in or wrong address.

    This happened to a coworker last night.

    The way he describes it........

    He is 21, lives in a small 2 bedroom apartment with his girlfriend in a not so great area and in a not so great apartment complex. His apartment is on the ground floor, below ground.... meaning his windows are head level and from the outside one would have to lay down to crawl in.

    He was going to bed at 10 something when he thought he heard a window screen move. He sat up and started listening. He hears some kind of shuffling and weird muffled noises. He gets up, all nervous...grabs his gun and starts checking rooms. Everything looked fine and no sounds. As he was going back to the bedroom he passes the closed bathroom and hears some noise coming from there. As he opened the door with gun pointed there is some kid stuck in the window head first. Lots of yelling starts and the kid is screaming DON'T SHOOT! He's stuck and starts saying he's looking for Samantha and starts to reach into his pockets. Now my coworker is already nervous and this isn't helping. The kid pulls out a cell phone to prove he's looking for Samantha and along with the phone pulls out a bunch of condoms. My coworker checks the phone and it has an address of his apartment but #203. He's #205. From the outside you can't tell so it seemed the kid was guessing or at least had a general idea of where apt #203 should be.

    So this kind is screaming apologizing and crying. The co-worker goes outside, grabs the kid by his legs and pulls him out. The kid is still apologizing and my coworker tells him.......I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're telling the truth so leave before I call the cops. The kid takes of like an Olympic sprinter!

    For a novice gun owner I was surprised as to how well my coworker handled himself. And that kid was lucky he was stuck. I think if he made it all the way in he would have been leaving in a body bag or at least an ambulance

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    That kid is a fucking idiot. I would not have popped him but I sure as fuck wouldn't believe his story and would be calling the cops with him sitting there at gunpoint.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andyman View Post
    That kid is a fucking idiot. I would not have popped him but I sure as fuck wouldn't believe his story and would be calling the cops with him sitting there at gunpoint.
    I'm guessing based on the txt message of the address and the condoms and this being a 16 - 18 year old kid my coworker figured it was highly likely that the kid was looking for some sexy time!

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    Haha! Sexy time gone wrong!


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    I'd be a little concerned about having windows that can be easily opened from the outside, especially in a not so great area.
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    Sounds like the kid learned a lesson....now if he remembers it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boatma1 View Post
    I'd be a little concerned about having windows that can be easily opened from the outside, especially in a not so great area.
    He didn't lock them. The window was closed but not locked

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    I'll bet he keeps them locked now. Its great he did not start shooting, but I sure would be keeping an eye out for that guy again.
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    I had just started dating a girl and we were going back to her apartment. When we got to her door we could hear a mans voice talking inside her apartment. She started to panic, and I was asking "Ok, does anyone have a key to your apartment?" I went through all the basic questions as we stood there. Finally I said " I'm going to knock, If they open the door I need you to say YES, or NO within 2 seconds and I'm going to hit this fucking guy as hard as I can in the face" She says "ok". I'm literally reaching out to knock and she says, "Wait, this is 225, I live in 325, we are one floor down." This could have been bad.
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    I wouldn't be surprised if that story ended up on Facebook.. so your coworker could find out who that guy was.
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    Well, can't blame the kid for wanting a piece of ass. I mean how much dumb, stupid shit have we all done for a piece?

    But he's dam lucky he didn't end up room tempature! Hopefully he learns from it.
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    Pretty much sounds like a legit case of wrong address. And your buddy certainly threw cold water on his hard on; Samantha didn't get hers last night.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 22many View Post
    I mean how much dumb, stupid shit have we all done for a piece?
    I could probably provide you with a detailed spreadsheet from my youth.
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    Yeah he would have hung tight right where he was til the cops got there, if that were me.
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    ":.. The kid pulls out a cell phone to prove he's looking for Samantha..."
    If the kid had a smart phone, would have been a coup to grab it from him, take a few snaps in his compromised situation, then send the pics to your own phone (or someone you knew)...just a little bit of insurance once you got a look at his ID as well after he was extracted. Poor sap...One wonders if, considering his traumatic misadventure, he had any trouble rising to the occasion when he finally hooked up with Samantha...
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