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    Wal-Mart

    Wal-Mart announced that, on July 1, 2007, it will begin offering customers
    a new discount item - Wal-Marts own brand of wine. The world's largest
    retail chain is teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California to
    produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2- $5 range.

    Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal- Mart brand
    into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for inexpensive wine," said
    Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at University of Arkansas, Bentonville. She
    said, "But the right name is important."

    Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the
    Wal-Mart wine brand. The top surveyed names in order of popularity were:

    10. Chateau Traileur Parc

    9. White Trashfindel

    8. Big Red Gulp

    7. World Championship Riesling

    6. NASCARbernet

    5. Chef Boyardeaux

    4. Peanut Noir

    3. I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar

    2. Grape Expectations

    1. Nasti Spumante

    The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white meat
    (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).


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    Now that's funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DoubleDown
    Now that's funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I dont care who you are!

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    Brilliant!!
    There's hope with a scope!

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    Uh....guys...he isn't kidding.











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    You haven't lived till you have ate a opossum steak while knocking back a bottle of White Trashfindel...
    Snake eye tought me the mojo style

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jicky
    You haven't lived till you have ate a opossum steak while knocking back a bottle of White Trashfindel...
    Isn't that the traditional Sunday meal in Kentucky? :lol:
    "A charging chariot knows no rank".

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    You try playing banjo with possum grease on yer hands, all jacked up on Trashfindel or Chateau Trailer Parc... :dblfu:

    Today is snake handling Sunday so we throw down with WCR!!!!! :lol:
    Snake eye tought me the mojo style

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    They already have a spokesman for the wine, Banjo Boy





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    Where did you get permission to print a photo of the Governor?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jicky
    You try playing banjo with possum grease on yer hands, all jacked up on Trashfindel or Chateau Trailer Parc... :dblfu:

    Today is snake handling Sunday so we throw down with WCR!!!!! :lol:
    :lol: :lol:
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